#1 HE WON! HE WON!!
That's right, after only 9 months in office, Pope Francis has already done such an awesome job that he was just announced as the Time Magazine Person Of The Year. And if you're wondering what he thinks about that, here's what his spokesman had to say: "The Holy Father is not looking to become famous or to receive honors. But if the choice of Person of Year helps spread the message of the gospel-- a message of God's love for everyone-- he will certainly be happy about that." Classic Pope humblebrag.