1.) It's cheaper to have a beard.
If you shave your face, your bills are higher. Razors are super expensive. Why do you think they have them behind glass cases? No, it's not because they are afraid people will open them and go on a killing spree. It's because they cost like a million dollars and stores can't afford to have them stolen. If one pack of razors goes missing, a store will shut down in less than 3 hours. That's just a fact. Plus, you have to buy shaving cream and maybe aftershave. Oh, I'm sorry, but I'm no billionaire.