#1 A Cell Phone
This is completely serious. One woman found a Nokia phone in her bag of Clancy's Ripple Potato Chips. She opened the bag, went in for the first chip and there it was.<!--more--> This isn't the grossest thing you can find in your food. But it is pretty bizarre. It's also pretty unsanitary. When the store offered the woman a free bag of chips, she said "no thanks". The experience must have turned her off of chips for a while.