#1 Chandelier Man
Some female Etsy retailers model their products on their boyfriends who are, well, less than enthused.Look at him, he's hiding his face in shame. Apparently, his girlfriend makes those earrings you see attached to his hat. Okay, she's trying to show quantity and range. We get it. So, uh, why turn your boyfriend into a chandelier to do so? We all know how much women love buying things modeled by men.